VPR Employee Swims “The Moat”, Dubbed the Infamous “Swamp Boy”!!!

VPR Employee Swims “The Moat”, Dubbed the Infamous “Swamp Boy”!!! June 19, 2008

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It began as a regular day like any other, when a feat so appalling turned one ordinary supervisor into a renowned superhero! B.G. or “Swamp Boy” braved the mullet and bacteria-infested water to bring office morale to an all-time high.

“I started to get a little nervous after what Ed told me…” said Swamp Boy before the plunge.

In the end, a distance of 200 meters that was swam by Swamp Boy was a world record for the moat, which has been both driven in by a lady with a t-shirt that read “I’m with stupid —->” and used as a public latrine as well as a bathtub for the homeless.

Swamp Boy has no future plans of swimming the moat again, but instead plans on building a house in the Everglades to wrestle the American alligator. “I’ve always thought Aldo shoes were overpriced,” said Swamp Boy, “I’m gonna get me some gator boots!”